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Eric CartmanAbout this character:
Hilarious character from South Park Cartoon
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Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric CartmanScrew you guys...I'm going home
Eric CartmanTalking pooh is where I draw the line.
Eric CartmanWhatever...Ill do what I want
Eric CartmanI am a cop, and you will obey my athorita!
Eric CartmanCripple Fight
Eric CartmanRespect My Authority!
Eric CartmanI would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric CartmanThey're not people, they're hippies!
Eric CartmanYou know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?
Eric CartmanMr. Jefferson is the best thing that has happen to south park in a long time in if you screw this up, My GOD help me i will rip your balls with my bear hands ,you hear me my bear hands.
Eric CartmanThere is only one thing worse than standing at the top of the Stairs with three clock in the Morning, and that is realising the wait.
Eric CartmanMum!! Mum!! I'm king of the sea people...
Eric CartmanIm not fat..i just got a sweet hockey body
Eric CartmanI keep tellin them im big boned,hell yeah i want fudge doddles
Eric CartmanIm so beef cake i cant fit threw the door
Eric CartmanScrew you guys, I'm goin' home!
Eric CartmanThey're Hippies, they don't have any money!
Eric CartmanGod damit
Eric CartmanOk, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass? It's completely immature!
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