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Homer Simpson

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Member of the famous cartoon family, The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening.

Homer Simpson is the father of Lisa, Bart and Maggie and of course wife of the long suffering Marge. He is well known for his love of doughnuts and in the cartoon he works at the power plant in Springfield.

The voice of Homer Simpson is done by Dan Castellaneta, apparently the character is actually named after the father of the creator of the show, Matt Groening.

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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer Simpson

Marge:Homer! How much did you just give that man!
Homer:Relax honey, just our life savings
Homer Simpson

I am so smart, i am so smart, s.m.r.t, i mean , s.m.a.r.t!
Homer Simpson

Operator! give me the number for 911
Homer Simpson

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Homer Simpson

Marge: 'Homer! your gonna kill us all!'
Homer:' yea! or die trying!!
Homer Simpson

Do you feel you Heart pumping a million miles a minute? Thats what I feel all the time, I bet your left arm is tingle-ing too.
Homer Simpson

They have the internet on computers now?
Homer Simpson

Homer: Well it's been a long trip but we're finally there
Marge: Did you remember to lock the front door?
Homer: Do'h
Homer Simpson

All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
Homer Simpson

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!' (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
Homer Simpson

They have the Internet on computers, now?
Homer Simpson

Homer: Didn't the church have a family picnic last week?
Marge: No, you just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Homer Simpson

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
Homer Simpson

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. (On the phone.)
Homer Simpson

gyme, whats' a gyme (goes inside and sees gym equipment) Oh.. a gyme!
Homer Simpson

There's nothing like a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning
Homer Simpson

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson

I'm perfect, and everything I touch is perfect.
Homer Simpson

Computer: Press any key.
Homer: Wheres the 'any key'?
Homer Simpson




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