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Homer SimpsonAbout this character:
Member of the famous cartoon family, The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening
Quotations:
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer SimpsonMarge:Homer! How much did you just give that man!
Homer:Relax honey, just our life savings
Homer SimpsonI am so smart, i am so smart, s.m.r.t, i mean , s.m.a.r.t!
Homer SimpsonOperator! give me the number for 911
Homer SimpsonI'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Homer SimpsonMarge: 'Homer! your gonna kill us all!'
Homer:' yea! or die trying!!
Homer SimpsonDo you feel you Heart pumping a million miles a minute? Thats what I feel all the time, I bet your left arm is tingle-ing too.
Homer SimpsonThey have the internet on computers now?
Homer SimpsonHomer: Well it's been a long trip but we're finally there
Marge: Did you remember to lock the front door?
Homer: Do'h
Homer SimpsonAll my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
Homer SimpsonHa ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!' (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
Homer SimpsonThey have the Internet on computers, now?
Homer SimpsonHomer: Didn't the church have a family picnic last week?
Marge: No, you just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Homer SimpsonIf something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
Homer SimpsonYou'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. (On the phone.)
Homer Simpsongyme, whats' a gyme (goes inside and sees gym equipment) Oh.. a gyme!
Homer SimpsonThere's nothing like a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning
Homer SimpsonAll right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer SimpsonI'm perfect, and everything I touch is perfect.
Homer SimpsonComputer: Press any key.
Homer: Wheres the 'any key'?
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