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Homer SimpsonAbout this character:
Member of the famous cartoon family, The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening.
Homer Simpson is the father of Lisa, Bart and Maggie and of course wife of the long suffering Marge. He is well known for his love of doughnuts and in the cartoon he works at the power plant in Springfield.
The voice of Homer Simpson is done by Dan Castellaneta, apparently the character is actually named after the father of the creator of the show, Matt Groening.
Quotations:
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer SimpsonMarge:Homer! How much did you just give that man!
Homer:Relax honey, just our life savings
Homer SimpsonI am so smart, i am so smart, s.m.r.t, i mean , s.m.a.r.t!
Homer SimpsonOperator! give me the number for 911
Homer SimpsonI'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Homer SimpsonMarge: 'Homer! your gonna kill us all!'
Homer:' yea! or die trying!!
Homer SimpsonDo you feel you Heart pumping a million miles a minute? Thats what I feel all the time, I bet your left arm is tingle-ing too.
Homer SimpsonThey have the internet on computers now?
Homer SimpsonHomer: Well it's been a long trip but we're finally there
Marge: Did you remember to lock the front door?
Homer: Do'h
Homer SimpsonAll my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
Homer SimpsonHa ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!' (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
Homer SimpsonThey have the Internet on computers, now?
Homer SimpsonHomer: Didn't the church have a family picnic last week?
Marge: No, you just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Homer SimpsonIf something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
Homer SimpsonYou'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. (On the phone.)
Homer Simpsongyme, whats' a gyme (goes inside and sees gym equipment) Oh.. a gyme!
Homer SimpsonThere's nothing like a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning
Homer SimpsonAll right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer SimpsonI'm perfect, and everything I touch is perfect.
Homer SimpsonComputer: Press any key.
Homer: Wheres the 'any key'?
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