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In business, when things aren't working it's time to mix it up - The Apprentice
View quotes by Donald Trump

'Now is the winter of our discount tents' - in a camping store.
View quotes by Anonymous

No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer. - said in the early 1970s
View quotes by Bill Gates

'I guess that's why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet.'
- After a 'new and improved' Windows 98-running PC crashed leaving a 'Blue Screen Of Death' during a demonstration in front of about a thousand reporters and live on CNN
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and bought jewellery
View quotes by Rita Rudner

'My beard is staying because it covers my bum shaped chin!' - Discussing his much discussed beard
View quotes by Brad Pitt

On late ex-wife Paula Yates and her lover Michael Hutchence: They thought they were Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall. In fact they were more like Tom and Jerry.
View quotes by Bob Geldof

I'm sure I'm very difficult to live with because of my make-up and personality.
View quotes by Bob Geldof

I think pre-nups are brilliant. I get very well taken care of.
View quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.
View quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

Its really beautiful and expensive and I like it a lot. I’ve gotten a lot of complements on it. It just seemed erotic in a place most people wouldn’t have the guts to do it
- Christina Aguilera on a diamond stud piercing in a very private part of her body.
- Rolling Stone, Nov. 14, 2002.
View quotes by Christina Aguilera

I'm not minimalist by any means
- Elton on why he owns between 4000 and 5000 pairs of glasses.
View quotes by Elton John

I am the most well-known homosexual in the world.
View quotes by Elton John

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
View quotes by Eminem

At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I'm afraid that's not quite right.
View quotes by Bill Gates

There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.
View quotes by Bill Gates

Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions (Eyeless in Gaza)
View quotes by Aldous Huxley

A satisfied customer - we should have him stuffed!
View quotes by Basil Fawlty

Put me in a room with any of these bands - they wouldn't f***ing walk out alive. I'd put money on it.
View quotes by Liam Gallagher

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.
View quotes by Liam Gallagher

To Kylie: We'll have bevvies and pull lads. With your bum and my chat-up technique, we'll be unstoppable.
View quotes by Liz McLarnon

I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
View quotes by Mariah Carey

All by my own-alone self. (Nights with Uncle Remus)
View quotes by Joel Chandler Harris

I spend so much time living by myself - mostly in hotels - and I pick up cats when I'm feeling particularly lonely.
View quotes by Penelope Cruz

I didn't expect him to be that mad in real life - on Ozzy Osbourne
View quotes by Jenny Frost

If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.
View quotes by Joan Collins

I always think I'm the Tom Cruise of music - a lot of success and fans, but no critics, darling.
View quotes by Jon Bon Jovi

On staying the night at Elton John's: It was adorable. He had all these porcelain kitty-cats everywhere. We woke up and had breakfast together in robes and everything. It was so cute.
View quotes by Anastacia

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.
View quotes by Halle Berry

You are the weakest link - goodbye!
View quotes by Anne Robinson



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