Quotes by
Rita Rudner
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
Rita Rudner quote Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and bought jewellery
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Rita Rudner quoteIn Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Rita Rudner quoteI never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
Rita Rudner quote I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner quote I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Rita Rudner quote Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner quote I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Rita Rudner quote Biography
Stand-up comedian
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Rita Rudner Keywords
Comedian,
Stand-up
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