Quotes:A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her hand
bag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!
View quotes by Billy ConnellyI understand the inventor of the
bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
View quotes by Alfred Hitchcock'I: No no you can't. It's impossible I swear it. I've looked into it.
'Listen to me listen to me. There are things in there, there's a
tea-
bag growing. You haven't slept in sixty hours you're in no state
to tackle it. Wait till the morning we'll go in together.'
View quotes by Withnail And II couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a
bag on it's head
View quotes by Yogi BerraA woman is like a tea
bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
View quotes by Nancy ReaganCome up to me with a doughnut or a
bag of chips. That would be perfect.
View quotes by Emma BuntonThe only safe pleasure for a parliamentarian is a
bag of boiled sweets (Listener, 10 June 1982)
View quotes by Julian CritchleyIs that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton
bag camping?
View quotes by Jessica SimpsonI triple guarantee you. There are no American infidels in
Baghdad.
View quotes by Mohammed Saeed Al-SahafPass the sick
bag, Alice (catch-phrase)
View quotes by Sir John JunorAn idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cab
bage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
View quotes by Henry L Mencken'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling
bag of phlegm'.
View quotes by Dave BarryMy wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the gar
bage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
View quotes by Rodney DangerfieldGolf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the
bag.
View quotes by Adlai StevensonI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scum
bag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon RamsayPeople say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by gar
bage?
View quotes by Imelda MarcosTake, if you must, this little
bag of dreams, Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round.
View quotes by W B YeatsWhen you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen
bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
View quotes by Raymond BlancIt's no go the merrygoround, it's no go the rickshaw,
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peep show. ['
Bagpipe Music']
View quotes by Louis MacNeiceSo I step out of the shower, and I look out the window, and I notice the gar
bage man looking right in at me. So I say, 'Did you get a good look?' and he says, 'Not completely, turn around.' Then he smiled and he was missing a tooth, and that's when the romance went right out of it.
View quotes by Peri GilpinI was in the Groucho, and I’d ordered a steak pie. The crust was a bit tough, so I stuck the knife in lifted it up and it flew straight into this woman’s hand
bag. She didn’t find it until she left, thankfully.
View quotes by Lynda La PlanteI loved making Rising Sun. I got into the psychology of why [the character] liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic
bags. It has to do with low self-esteem.
View quotes by Tatjana PatitzI just automatically picked up my
bags and walked out. Suddenly I realized something was missing and thought 'Oh my God! It's my child.'
View quotes by Melinda MessengerNo, I'm not
interested in walking around with a Knicks
bag, period.
View quotes by Isaiah WashingtonBaghdad is determined to force the Mongols of our age to commit suicide at its gates.
View quotes by Saddam HusseinSimplicity is making the journey of this life with just
baggage enough.
View quotes by Charles Dudley WarnerApparently they have received an on-line auction bid on eBay for £750 in aid of charity - for that money, I would be happy to deliver a whole lorry load. [on a
bag of manure from his winning mount!]
View quotes by Leslie LawGolf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the
bag.
View quotes by Adlai E StevensonThese are
bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the
bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
View quotes by Alfred HitchcockThe kind of attacks made for instance against me - the Welsh wind
bag - did produce in the Labour movement an over-reaction which was understandable.
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