Mom, can we go
Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
View quotes by Bart SimpsonWhen I went to
Catholic High School in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball.
View quotes by George RavelingI am an Anglo-
Catholic in religion, a classicist in literature and a royalist in politics.
View quotes by T S EliotThere is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles.
(Elizabeth's response to the
Catholic/Protestant divide)
View quotes by Queen Elizabeth IIt is now for the
Catholic Church to bend herself to her work with calmness and generosity. It is for you to observe her with renewed and friendly attention.
View quotes by Pope John XXIIIThis mourning deeply marks France as well as every French person who identifies with the message of the
Catholic Church. [on the death of Pope John Paul II]
View quotes by Jacques ChiracProtestant women may take the pill. Roman
Catholic women must keep taking The Tablet
View quotes by Irene ThomasIt is now quite lawful for a
Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
View quotes by Henry L Mencken'I wanted to be a nun. I saw nuns as superstars.... When I was growing up I went to a
Catholic school, and the nuns, to me, were these superhuman, beautiful, fantastic people.'
View quotes by MadonnaPlease receive in the name of the Spanish government and the people of Spain our warmest congratulations for your election as Supreme Pontiff of the
Catholic Church and my best wishes for the Papacy which you begin today. [to Pope Benedict XVI]
View quotes by Jose Luis Rodriguez ZapateroI suffer from Irish-
Catholic guilt. Guilt is a good reality check. It keeps that 'do what makes you happy' thing in check.
View quotes by Edward BurnsWe are grateful to him for the tireless and difficult work he carried out unstintingly against all forms of totalitarianism, violence, oppression and moral degradation, all in the name of the values of the
Catholic Church, which are the supreme values of human dignity and solidarity. [on Pope John Paul II]
View quotes by Silvio BerlusconiIsrael, the Jewish people and the entire world, lost today a great champion of reconciliation and brotherhood between the faiths.
This is a great loss, first and foremost for the
Catholic Church and its hundreds of millions of believers, but also for humanity as a whole.
[on the death of Pope John Paul II]
View quotes by Silvan ShalomI said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or
Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
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