Mom, can we go Catholic
so we can get communion wafers and booze?View quotes by Bart Simpson
When I went to Catholic
High School in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball.View quotes by George Raveling
I am an Anglo-Catholic
in religion, a classicist in literature and a royalist in politics. View quotes by T S Eliot
There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles.
(Elizabeth's response to the Catholic
/Protestant divide) View quotes by Queen Elizabeth I
It is now for the Catholic
Church to bend herself to her work with calmness and generosity. It is for you to observe her with renewed and friendly attention.View quotes by Pope John XXIII
This mourning deeply marks France as well as every French person who identifies with the message of the Catholic
Church. [on the death of Pope John Paul II]View quotes by Jacques Chirac
Protestant women may take the pill. Roman Catholic
women must keep taking The TabletView quotes by Irene Thomas
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic
woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.View quotes by Henry L Mencken
'I wanted to be a nun. I saw nuns as superstars.... When I was growing up I went to a Catholic
school, and the nuns, to me, were these superhuman, beautiful, fantastic people.'View quotes by Madonna
Please receive in the name of the Spanish government and the people of Spain our warmest congratulations for your election as Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic
Church and my best wishes for the Papacy which you begin today. [to Pope Benedict XVI]View quotes by Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero
I suffer from Irish-Catholic
guilt. Guilt is a good reality check. It keeps that 'do what makes you happy' thing in check.View quotes by Edward Burns
We are grateful to him for the tireless and difficult work he carried out unstintingly against all forms of totalitarianism, violence, oppression and moral degradation, all in the name of the values of the Catholic
Church, which are the supreme values of human dignity and solidarity. [on Pope John Paul II]View quotes by Silvio Berlusconi
Israel, the Jewish people and the entire world, lost today a great champion of reconciliation and brotherhood between the faiths.
This is a great loss, first and foremost for the Catholic
Church and its hundreds of millions of believers, but also for humanity as a whole.
[on the death of Pope John Paul II]View quotes by Silvan Shalom
I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!View quotes by Emo PhilipsBuy Fantastic Items at Amazon:
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