I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo PhilipsThe Conservative Party have got to ask themselves, 'How do we persuade people who at the moment are voting Labour and Liberal Democrat to vote Conservative?'
View quotes by Kenneth ClarkeThe most conservative man in this world is the British Trade Unionist when you want to change him.
View quotes by Ernest BevinThe Church should go forward along the path of progress and be no longer satisfied only to represent the Conservative Party at prayer.
View quotes by Maude Royden'The problem, with the Conservative Party is that they are actually going backwards. They have now skipped a generation. At this rate the next leader will have to be exhumed' - after Michael Howard was made leader
View quotes by Rory BremnerWhen you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
View quotes by Martin Luther King JrA conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
View quotes by Woodrow WilsonI warn you not to be ordinary, I warn you not to be young, I warn you not to fall ill, and I warn you not to grow old.
( on prospect of Conservative re-election )
View quotes by Neil KinnockThe modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
View quotes by GalbraithThe most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
View quotes by Hannah ArendtWhen a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
View quotes by Henry Ward Beecher The fundamental question is is the Conservative Party leadable?
View quotes by Michael HeseltineThese days (2003) I am a teetotal, mean-spirited, right-wing, narrow-minded, conservative Christian bigot, but not a racist.
View quotes by Jane RussellI know social rules in Iran are very conservative and I am very respectful for that and every type of culture.
View quotes by Sarah ShahiYou know what some people call us: the nasty party. [On the Conservative Party]
View quotes by Theresa MayA liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I'm somewhere in between: I believe water should be free, but that water flows downhill.
View quotes by Theodore H WhiteA liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
View quotes by Tom WolfeA conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
View quotes by Elbert HubbardA conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
View quotes by Franklin D RooseveltI was quite conservative, never pushed to the limit except at the end when Rubens was catching me.
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