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We're just a married couple having fun. There's no big deal what a married couple get up to in the privacy of their own home. But yes, there is a pole for Zoe to lapdance.
View quotes by Fatboy Slim

I've just bought myself a G-string - which is rather fun.
View quotes by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

On her husband: He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
View quotes by Sarah Jessica Parker

“For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.'
View quotes by Tori Amos

'It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.'
View quotes by Julia Roberts

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
View quotes by Katharine Hepburn

If there's always biscuits in the barrel, where's the fun in biscuits.
View quotes by Martin Clunes

In my spare time I like to faint. I do it a real lot and I just think it's very funny when it happens.
View quotes by Michael Stipe

I've learned that you'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.
View quotes by Kirstie Alley

I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
View quotes by Emma Caulfield

I have lived my life - my adult life - like, what I would consider - an international popstar. You know what I mean by that? I've always had fun.
View quotes by Paul Clarke

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
View quotes by Erica Jong

'I'm not funny. What I am is brave.'
View quotes by Lucille Ball

Its fun to do the impossible.
View quotes by Walt Disney

To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.
View quotes by Spike Milligan

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and... SNAP! The job's a game!
View quotes by Julie Andrews

I entertained on a cruising trip that was so much fun that I had to sink my yacht to make my guests go home
View quotes by F Scott Fitzgerald

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
View quotes by Rosalind Russell

I admit it is better fun to punt than be punted, and that a desire to have all the fun is nine-tenths of the law of chivalry.
View quotes by Dorothy L Sayers

'Funny thing these walls. First you hate em'... then you get used to em'... after a while you start to depend on them. That's what it means to be instatutionalized'
View quotes by Shawshank Redemption

Every civilizing step in history has been ridiculed as 'sentimental', 'impractical', or 'womanish', etc., by those whose fun, profit or convenience was at stake.
View quotes by Joan Gilbert

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
View quotes by Arnold Palmer

'Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.'
View quotes by Lucy Liu

'Look neither Janet or me thought it was such a big deal. But when CBS and the FCC got so uptight, yeah, I lied about it and called it a wardrobe malfunction. I mean what else did you expect me to do? They could fine us big time for this which really sucks. I mean it's just a *@#?$£% tit! Now I wish we'd shown both of 'em and really given them something to talk about!' (to reporter Sandy Baker re Janet Jackson's nipple slip at the Superbowl)
View quotes by Justin Timberlake

'The ultimate date for me would be with someone fantastic, fun and great - and we'd go to the Lennox Lewis/Mike Tyson fight.'
View quotes by Meg Ryan

I'm investing in a company that has patented wallet technology that will deodorise currency. That way people won't have to deal with money that smells funny.
View quotes by Moby

I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?' He said 'Christian.' I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?' He said 'Protestant.' I said 'Me too! What franchise?' He said 'Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?' He said 'Northern Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.' I said 'Die heretic!' And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo Philips

The most successful coaches on any level teach the fundamentals.
View quotes by John McKay

There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert, their son. ('The Lion and Albert', 1932)
View quotes by Marriott Edgar

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open
View quotes by Sir James Dewar

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