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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
View quotes by Bobby Darin

Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha?
View quotes by Ian Hay

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
View quotes by Matthew Perry

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
View quotes by Jim Dine

I found it funny because the left-back was kicking people and ready to fight everybody. I told Steve Clarke 'he will kill him' and before I'd finished he did. Yes, funny [on Shevchenko being fouled]
View quotes by Jose Mourinho

They asked my wife: how many kilometres from this street do you live? And she replied '3,000'. It was funny. Some of the questions these guys were asking, for us they were funny.
View quotes by Nikolay Davydenko

I'm lucky I don't do the kind of work where the main thing is that you're the girl and you look gorgeous. I don't look like that. I'm a funny-looking.
View quotes by Emily Watson

'Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.'
View quotes by Jerry Seinfield

I thought 'The Martians have arrived!', but then I realised that I was looking at pollen slightly out of focus. [On looking through his telescope]
View quotes by Patrick Moore

Why so pale and wan, fond lover?
Prithee, why so pale?
Will, when looking well can't move her,
Looking ill prevail? [Song]
View quotes by Sir John Suckling

They're not paying me to play a charwoman. They're paying me to show up looking glam and, damn it, I'm gonna show up looking glam!
View quotes by Morgan Fairchild

I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
View quotes by Cat Stevens

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
View quotes by Jon Stewart

He's very lucky. He's tall and very good looking, with a fabulous smile. He's charming and has eyes that are a little bit curious: always looking for something new and interesting. It's a great quality [on Prince Harry]
View quotes by Mario Testino

I'm just looking forward to playing, and if anything else comes my way it's a bonus. I'm looking to have an injury-free season and doing things for Lancashire to get us where we belong [on qualifying to play for England]
View quotes by Stuart Law

We are not going to Everton looking for autographs, we are looking for points and that is the difference
View quotes by Neil Warnock

I'm unusual looking, and that's my advantage. And Brad Pitt looking how he does too is an advantage. But you've got to pick the right things. I think my face can fit many different contexts.
View quotes by Eddie Marsan

'It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.'
View quotes by Julia Roberts

In my spare time I like to faint. I do it a real lot and I just think it's very funny when it happens.
View quotes by Michael Stipe

I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
View quotes by Emma Caulfield



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