I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David Gest, I don't know how it didn't work out. How can a man who likes other men and a woman who drinks not get along? The interesting thing is this - there is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minelli.
Jon Stewart quote Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted 'Bingo!' counted as a yea or a nay.
Jon Stewart quote Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
Jon Stewart quote I can be in twenty movies. But I'll never be an actor.
Jon Stewart quote I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
Jon Stewart quote If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Jon Stewart quote Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
Jon Stewart quote Like everyone else, I want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Jon Stewart quote Biography
American comedian, 1962+