Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
View quotes by George ChapmanRevolutions are brought about by men, by men who think as men of action and act as men of thought.
View quotes by Kwame NkrumahHockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
View quotes by Tiger WoodsSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. (Catch-22)
View quotes by Joseph HellerAlmost all the noblest things that have been achieved in the world, have been achieved by poor men; poor scholars, poor professional men, poor artisans and artists, poor philosophers, poets, and men of genius.
View quotes by Albert PikeWomen are so wet. They moan that men are rude to them, but then men are just as rude to men.
View quotes by Ann WiddecombeHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanBring me men to match my mountains: Bring me men to match my plains... Men with empires in their purpose and new eras in their brains.
View quotes by Sam FossSince wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defences of peace must be constructed
View quotes by AnonymousIt's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
View quotes by Mae WestThe one thing that men and women have in common - they both like the company of men
View quotes by Michael DouglasAccording to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
View quotes by Robert De NiroAll men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
View quotes by Woody AllenMen we drive ourselves crazy. Men always want to marry a virgin, but during the act of sex on the wedding night we tell the women to say 'you're the best, you're the best', then afterwards we wonder better than who?
View quotes by Jerry SeinfieldFor a city consists in men, and not in walls nor in ships empty of men
View quotes by NiciasThe price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
View quotes by PlatoAn invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.
View quotes by Thomas FullerMen act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.
View quotes by John BergerMen are the sport of circumstances when it seems circumstances are the sport of men.
View quotes by Lord ByronWith all their faults, trade unions have done more for humanity than any other organization of men that ever existed. They have done more for decency, for honesty, for education, for the betterment of the race, for the developing of character in man, than any other association of men.
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