I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great
Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great
Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great
Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great
Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great
Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo PhilipsDo men who have got all their marbles go swimming in
lakes with their clothes on?
View quotes by P G WodehouseWhat loved little islands, twice seen in their
lakes,
Can the wild water-lily restore.
View quotes by Thomas CampbellIt was the silent time before dawn, along the shores of what had been one of the most beautiful
lakes in southern Africa
View quotes by James MichenerForests,
lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowf
lakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man.
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