I wake up
laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just
laughing my head off.
View quotes by Bruce WillisHappiness is no
laughing matter
View quotes by Richard WhatelyBut Lord! To see the absurd nature of Englishmen, that cannot forbear
laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange.
View quotes by Samuel PepysOn her relationship with Kym Marsh:
'Contrary to what everyone thinks, there had never been this almighty fight, half of me wishes there had been because then we could have made up. Instead we were both just reading the stories in the press, which weren't true, and filling in the gaps ourselves. You're bound to get it wrong - and we did. Kym said, 'Well I heard you said this' and I said, 'Well I heard you said this' and then we both burst out
laughing because all of it was so made up'.
View quotes by Myleene KlassPut a drop of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're
laughing at it
View quotes by Bill BaileyWhen the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs
laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
View quotes by Lord ByronI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day
laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon RamsayWe are all comfortable in each other's presence and there's a lot of
laughing and joking [on the Europe Ryder Cup team]
View quotes by Lee WestwoodWhen people are
laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
View quotes by Alan AldaI just love hearing people
laughing at me [after guesting on Will & Grace]
View quotes by Jennifer LopezThis morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys
laughing at me.
View quotes by Rodney DangerfieldThe real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him
laughing at you.
View quotes by Phyllis DillerWhen Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the
laughing soil
View quotes by Reginald HeberBarking dogs occasionally bite, but
laughing men hardly ever shoot
View quotes by Konrad LorenzMine was two boys on a beach
laughing at me because my belly was bigger than theirs [first memory]
View quotes by Robbie WilliamsA thing derided is a thing dead; a
laughing man is stronger than a suffering man
View quotes by Gustav FlaubertThose
laughing orbs, that borrow from azure skies the light they wear
View quotes by Frances Sargent OsgoodThey say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but I think that a
laughing gas factory would be pretty tough competition.
View quotes by Greg PettitJohn Prescott has become a national
laughing stock.
View quotes by Vince CableWe all know about the fantastic appeal of the Barclays Premiership in the UK but this sponsorship also fits our international presence and aspirations particularly in Asia and continental Europe. [on a deal to cost the bank £65.8m to sponsor the Premier League... who are
laughing all the way to the bank]
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