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'We all get cracked nipples, mastitis and frantically do pelvic floor exercises' - on being just like any other Mum
View quotes by Kate Winslet

All my Aunties hated me as a child and they refused to look after me. I used to put bleach into milk bottles and I once flushed my Mum's wedding ring down the toilet. She never found it again! I also cut my own hair the day before Communion because I had a horrible bowl hairdo which swept to the side. My Mum wasn't happy
View quotes by Bryan McFadden

My favourite look was the French maid's outfit with garters and fishnets. I showed my mum a polaroid and she laughed. I was like, 'Mum, that's me at work today.'
View quotes by Jennifer Love Hewitt

On Nicole Kidman: She's a mum in her thirties with slag's hair. Look at all that frizzy s**t! She thinks she's a girl.
View quotes by Isla Fisher

Mum, have I sung at the Hollywood Bowl?
View quotes by Charlotte Church

'Me? an angel! just ask my mum about that!'
View quotes by Charlotte Church

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can;
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity
View quotes by George Bernard Shaw

Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
'Snatch at today and trust as little as you can in tomorrow' - (Odes)
Often translated as 'Seize the day'.
View quotes by Horace

Or what Mr. O' Bannon, are you going to kick my ass? I've read all about your ridiculous escapades. So, how does it feel to kill a Mummy with your bare hands? Only a nation of uneducated rednecks would believe such cowboy drivel.
View quotes by Aiden Gillen

- [Infinite Love] is a weapon of matchless potency. It is the 'summum bonum' of life. It is an attribute of the brave, in fact it is their all. It does not come within the each of the coward. It is no wooden of lifeless dogma but a living and life-giving force. It is the special attribute of the heart.
View quotes by Mahatma Gandhi

Guidelines for bureaucrats:
(1) when in charge, ponder
(2) when in trouble, delegate
(3) when in doubt, mumble
View quotes by James H Boren

On her Slave For You video: It's a very sensual video so I thought it was a good reflection of the song. My Mum thought it was... different.
View quotes by Britney Spears

'I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.'
View quotes by Noel Gallagher

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
View quotes by Anne Frank

Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.
View quotes by Germaine Greer

National markets are held together by shared values and confidence in certain minimum standards. But in the new global market, people do not yet have that confidence.
View quotes by Kofi Annan

They proclaim that every man is entitled to exist without labor and, the laws of reality to the contrary notwithstanding, is entitled to receive his 'minimum sustenance' his food, his clothes, his shelter, with no effort on his part, as his due and his birthright. To receive it, from whom?
View quotes by Ayn Rand

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
View quotes by Kelly Osbourne

I find it easy to understand why the likes of Sarah-Louise end up going astray. Everybody hits that stage where the more your parents try to keep you close, the more you want to break free. But I was nowhere near as bad as Sarah-Louise is, although my mum might disagree.
View quotes by Tina O'Brien

I personally like to come to Mumbai whenever I can as I love this city. In fact Mumbai is my second home and I would like to come here quite often.
View quotes by Shoaib Akhtar

I felt as though I was driving in a tunnel. The whole circuit became a tunnel... I had reached such a high level of concentration that it was as if the car and I had become one. Together we were at the maximum. I was giving the car everything - and vice versa.
View quotes by Ayrton Senna

To keep up even a worthwhile tradition means vitiating the idea behind it which must necessarily be in a constant state of evolution: it is mad to try to express new feelings in a 'mummified' form.
View quotes by Alfred Jarry

When I asked my mum whether I could go to stage school she said, 'No, you don't want to do that'.
View quotes by Nicholas Lyndhurst

Labour tend to believe it's all or nothing. You're either a stay at home mum or a career woman.
View quotes by Michael Howard

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
View quotes by P G Wodehouse

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.
View quotes by Lee Ryan

I feel like it's happened to my own mum [on the Osbournes getting robbed]
View quotes by Tabby Callaghan

Mummy... I can't do this. I'm not happy, help me! [on a Bush Tucker trial]
View quotes by Natalie Appleton

The door to the cabinet is to be opened using a minimum of 15 Kleenexes.
View quotes by Howard Hughes

The world land speed record requires the minimum of skill, and the maximum of courage.
View quotes by Tommy Wisdom

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