When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're
nuts.
View quotes by Larry EllisonMost of it was
nuts, but I was determined to be a drummer as soon as I left school.
View quotes by John BonhamYou lot are the most ridiculous looking men I have ever seen in my life. [to
Nuts magazine staff]
View quotes by Abi TitmussI was thinking that if I hit his
nuts, maybe he would serve like a woman [on Rusedski]
View quotes by Thomas MusterI've just heard that Sean Connery was going
nuts in the Royal Box when there was an overrule.
View quotes by Andrew MurrayIf you take the game seriously, you go crazy anyway, so it helps if you're a bit
nuts to start with because you don't waste time getting that way.
View quotes by Bob PlagerYou can't have 11 Darren Goughs in your side - it would drive you
nuts. It would be like having 11 Phil Tufnells
View quotes by Darren GoughHealth
nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing
View quotes by Redd FoxxThere have been a lot of
nuts elected to the United States Senate. [the consolation being this probably applies to the majority of countries!]
View quotes by Charles GrassleyI was freezing my
nuts off!
[on his latest spell on the bench for Real Madrid, before coming on to score]
View quotes by Michael OwenWhat Strauss is going through drives you
nuts. If you care about your batting - which I'm sure he does - he will feel like jumping off a bridge and committing suicide
View quotes by Geoff BoycottI was going
nuts. We kept putting ourselves in trouble, making error after error. But who cares what I thought? We have won the World Cup.
View quotes by Clive WoodwardI'm Charley's aunt from Brazil - where the
nuts come from. (Charley's Aunt 1892)
View quotes by Brandon ThomasHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain
nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
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