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When my husband wears this kind of oil, I'm like a puppy.
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Horny-handed sons of toil.
View quotes by Lord Salisbury

This is the second most bizarre thing ever to happen to me. The first was when I was sued by a woman who claimed she became pregnant because she watched me on TV and I bent her contraceptive coil.
View quotes by Uri Geller

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed
View quotes by Jennifer Aniston

All my Aunties hated me as a child and they refused to look after me. I used to put bleach into milk bottles and I once flushed my Mum's wedding ring down the toilet. She never found it again! I also cut my own hair the day before Communion because I had a horrible bowl hairdo which swept to the side. My Mum wasn't happy
View quotes by Bryan McFadden

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
View quotes by Meryl Streep

On marrying Freddie Prinze Jr: He grew up with women so he leaves the toilet seat up.
View quotes by Sarah Michelle Gellar

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
View quotes by Matthew Broderick

'I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.'
View quotes by Ewan McGregor

On David: "He doesn't cook or shop or do anything. Not because he's a rock star, but because I wouldn't trust him. He can't even boil water."
View quotes by Iman

I put a drop of lavender essential oil on my pillow before I go to sleep.
View quotes by Melissa Joan Hart

I'm not touching the actual sonnets; I just offered it around as a practical thing. (on using the Complete Works of Shakespeare as toilet paper)
View quotes by Susannah Moffat

On Christina Aguilera: She's an ungrateful, spoiled-rotten a*shole.
View quotes by Fred Durst

'Double, double, toil and trouble: Fire, burn, and cauldron, bubble.' [The Witches, 4.1, Macbeth]
View quotes by William Shakespeare

To keep a lamp burning you have to keep on putting oil in it

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'To keep a lamp burning we have to put oil in it.'
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Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.
View quotes by J P Getty

Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
View quotes by Roald Dahl

Many excellent cooks are spoilt by going into the arts
View quotes by Paul Gauguin

Forever float that standard sheet! Where breathes the foe but falls before us, With Freedom's soil beneath our feet, And Freedom's banner streaming o'er us? 'The American Flag'
View quotes by Joseph Rodman Drake

The only safe pleasure for a parliamentarian is a bag of boiled sweets (Listener, 10 June 1982)
View quotes by Julian Critchley

I hate to admit this but I do not even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I don't drink them anyway...I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and have been known to warm up some food in the microwave but cookery is definitely not one of my specialities
View quotes by Michael Owen

He was going all right until he fell (talking about his ride Bunny Boiler in the Grand National)
View quotes by John Cullen

Poisoned by his mother? It is good, very good. It ranks up there with 'I got it from the toilet seat' (on Shane Warne's explanation for using a banned substance)
View quotes by Dick Pound

The politicians of New York...see nothing wrong in the rule, that to the victor belong the spoils of the enemy
View quotes by William Learned Marcy

In plucking the fruit of memory one runs the risk of spoiling its bloom (The Arrow of Gold)
View quotes by Joseph Conrad

Rent is the portion of the earth, which is paid to the landlord for the user of the original and indestructible powers of the soil
View quotes by David Ricardo

No praying, it spoils business. (Venice Preserved)
View quotes by Thomas Otway

The labouring man, that tills the fertile soil, And reaps the harvest fruit, hath not in deed The gain, but pain; and if for all his toil He gets the straw, the lord will have the seed.
View quotes by Edward De Vere

To give and not to count the cost;
To fight and not to heed the wounds;
To toil and not to seek for rest;
To labour and not ask for any reward
Save that of knowing that we do Thy will.
View quotes by St Ignatius Loyola

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