The NRA says 'guns don't kill
people,
people do.' But I think that the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I think that if you just walked around going 'Bang!' you wouldn't kill too many
people would you? You'd have to be really dogdy on the heart for that to work. I think that
people should just try that. Walk around going 'BANG, BANG, BOOM, RATTA TAT, BOOM, RATTA TAT, BOOM!' I think that they should just try it.
View quotes by Eddie IzzardThe number one benefit of information technology is that it empowers
people to do what they want to do. It lets
people be creative. It lets
people be productive. It lets
people learn things they didn't think they could learn before, and so in a sense it is all about potential.
View quotes by Steve Ballmer'Some
people tap their feet, some
people snap their fingers, and some
people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.'
View quotes by Elvis PresleyRock journalism is
people who can't write interviewing
people who can't talk for
people who can't read
View quotes by Frank ZappaYou can fool all the
people some of the time, and some of the
people all the time, but you cannot fool all the
people all the time.
View quotes by Abraham LincolnReligion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good
people doing good things and evil
people doing bad things, but for good
people to do bad things, it takes religion.
View quotes by Steven WeinbergGreat
people talk about ideas, average
people talk about things, and small
people talk about wine.
View quotes by Fran LebowitzI have only got down on to paper, really, three types of
people: the person I think I am, the
people who irritate me, and the
people I'd like to be.
View quotes by E M ForsterMost rock journalism consists of
people who can't write, interviewing
people who can't talk for the benefit of
people who can't read.
View quotes by Frank ZappaPeople understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and
people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest -
people understand that.
View quotes by Don MurrayThere are
people who eat earth and eat all the
people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other
people who stand around and watch them eat.
View quotes by Lillian HellmanI don't like
people who drain my time and energy. If you've seen the Harry Potter films, we use the term 'dementors' -
people who can draw the life out of you in terms of your energy. So we eradicate the 'dementors', encourage the positive
people, and that spreads around to create the team spirit we have here
View quotes by Alan PardewAs other
people poach our
people, we have to poach other
people because we want to have an economy that works well.
View quotes by Helen ClarkHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired
people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those
people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking
people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanI'm the
people's diva. And my
people happen to go drinking, gambling in Vegas - so I have to go to my
people.
View quotes by Bette MidlerThe
people who cast the votes do not decide an election, the
people who count the votes do.
View quotes by Joseph StalinAs a singer, I've had many opportunities to travel, and one thing I've learned is that through my music, I can be accepted by
people all over the world. I often wonder why so many of us can't accept
people who are different here, in our country? It's just not fair to be prejudiced against those whose race, religion or colour aren't the same as ours.
View quotes by Celine DionThere are
people who don't like capitalism, and
people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.
View quotes by Bill GatesI can't believe
people got so upset at the sight of a single breast! America is so parochial, I may just have to move to Europe where
people are more mature about things like that!
View quotes by Janet JacksonI don't know.
People always think that there has got to be a dark side to everyone, a closet with skeletons, demons under the bed.
People think all kinds of things about one another. They feel compelled to make up fears and false assumptions about their closest friends. Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you just as you will never know all there is to know about me. Humans are by nature too complicated to be understood fully. So, we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach them with an open mind, a dash of optimism and a great deal of candour.
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