A man so dull he once made the papers for having a one-in-the-bed romp [on Alan Shearer] View quotes by Nick Hancock
Alan Shearer is arguably the best footballer this country has ever produced. I don't think anyone can argue with that. View quotes by Danny Higginbotham
I have spoken to him many times - he should work for the Newcastle tourist board when he retires!
[on Alan Shearer before joining the Toon Army] View quotes by Michael Owen