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I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?' He said 'Christian.' I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?' He said 'Protestant.' I said 'Me too! What franchise?' He said 'Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?' He said 'Northern Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.' I said 'Die heretic!' And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo Philips

At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me where I am now, which is quite ironic.
View quotes by Karen Elson

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
View quotes by Dale Carnegie

Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too much drink.
View quotes by Rudyard Kipling

'I'm really into moderation. Too much of anything will harm you in the end. Too much sugar. Too much pasta. I'm into drugs as a teaching tool, which is why I only take hallucinogenics. I mean, it's not like I've never done cocaine, but, on the whole, if I can't see dancing elephants then I'm not interested.'
View quotes by Tori Amos

Friends love misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky or too successful or too pretty, our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
View quotes by Erica Jong

The media is too concentrated, too few people own too much. There's really five companies that control 90 percent of what we read, see and hear. It's not healthy.
View quotes by Ted Turner

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfful to seek other than itself.
View quotes by Kahlil Gibran

Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice.
View quotes by Lin Yutang

I may have aimed too high sometimes, asked too much of myself and demanded too little from those around me.
View quotes by Agnetha Faltskog

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.
View quotes by Bertolt Brecht

You can never be too thin, too rich, or have too many books.
View quotes by Carter Burden

When all you can hear is 'warning, warning, too low, too low' and you see eight fire engines chasing you down the runway, you know it's not too good
View quotes by David Jones

Woman, a pleasing but a short-lived flower, Too soft for business and too weak for power: A wife in bondage, or neglected maid: Despised, if ugly: if she's fair, betrayed. (An Essay on Woman)
View quotes by Mary Leapor

How can there be too many children? That is like saying there are too many flowers.
View quotes by Mother Teresa

You can never be too rich or too thin.
View quotes by Duchess Of Windsor

A book may be compared to your neighbour: if it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.
View quotes by Rupert Brooke

If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
View quotes by Ted Williams

When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
View quotes by Martin Luther King Jr

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
View quotes by W Somerset Maugham

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