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Power is only too happy to make football bear a diabolical responsibility for stupifying the masses
View quotes by Jean Baudrillard

In business, when things aren't working it's time to mix it up - The Apprentice
View quotes by Donald Trump

Artificial Intelligence isn't a patch on Natural Stupidity.
View quotes by Anonymous

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people jumping up and down?
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American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
View quotes by Dave Barry

I'm sure I'm very difficult to live with because of my make-up and personality.
View quotes by Bob Geldof

I think pre-nups are brilliant. I get very well taken care of.
View quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

'I could be unbelievably horrible and stupid. On tours I'd get on a plane, then get off it, maybe six or eight times. I'd walk out of a hotel suite because I didn't like the colour of the bedspread. I remember looking out of my room at the Inn on the Park one day and saying, 'It's too windy. Can someone please do something about it.'
View quotes by Elton John

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.
View quotes by Eminem

Aside from watchin' my girl grow, my ultimate dream is to be good at what I am, be respected and grow up
View quotes by Eminem

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
View quotes by Alexai Sayle

I can't believe people got so upset at the sight of a single breast! America is so parochial, I may just have to move to Europe where people are more mature about things like that!
View quotes by Janet Jackson

It takes a hell of a lot for a man to put up with me. I can be a handful.
View quotes by Jordan

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.
View quotes by Liam Gallagher

To Kylie: We'll have bevvies and pull lads. With your bum and my chat-up technique, we'll be unstoppable.
View quotes by Liz McLarnon

When I was a rapper, the groupies didn't have to try too hard with me. Just show up at the hotel.
View quotes by Mark Wahlberg

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.
View quotes by Mick Jagger

I spend so much time living by myself - mostly in hotels - and I pick up cats when I'm feeling particularly lonely.
View quotes by Penelope Cruz

On staying the night at Elton John's: It was adorable. He had all these porcelain kitty-cats everywhere. We woke up and had breakfast together in robes and everything. It was so cute.
View quotes by Anastacia

Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.
View quotes by Cindy Crawford

Secretly part of me has always wanted to try cocaine, but I just couldn't imagine sniffing anything up my nose. It seems like that would hurt.
View quotes by Halle Berry

When my husband wears this kind of oil, I'm like a puppy.
View quotes by Halle Berry

Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
View quotes by Pink

On her marriage breakup with Liam: I can honestly say that life is fantastic now. I'm so happy that all the mess I used to have to deal with is not my mess anymore.
View quotes by Patsy Kensit

'I have 'Shut Up and Forget About It' on my phone as a ringtone.'

'I fell over in front of Janet Jackson and spilt a pint of pineapple juice over myself.'

'I'll never get tired of little girls throwing themselves at me.'
View quotes by Dane Bowers

We're just a married couple having fun. There's no big deal what a married couple get up to in the privacy of their own home. But yes, there is a pole for Zoe to lapdance.
View quotes by Fatboy Slim

I'm very superstitious... I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table.
View quotes by Fatboy Slim

I'm like an eight year old with the dressing-up box. I have the luxury of being able to change on a whim.
View quotes by Kylie Minogue

'Purple is sex personified - it's like something from Agent Provocateur with spaghetti straps and nothing like enough support' (Good Homes Magazine March 2003)
View quotes by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun or this.
View quotes by Madonna



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