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Dave Barry quote Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave Barry quote Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
Dave Barry quote Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Dave Barry quote Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox.
Dave Barry quote DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.
Dave Barry quote Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Dave Barry quote Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry quote Biography
US columnist, 1947+
