As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
Dave Barry quote Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.
Dave Barry quote Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.
Dave Barry quote A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.
Dave Barry quote A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.
Dave Barry quote There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary
Dave Barry quote The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
Dave Barry quote Biography
US columnist, 1947+
