If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen,

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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. - Chris Rock

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Chris Rock is a well known American movie star and also a comedian who regularly performs to sell out audiences on the comedy circuit. His brand of humour is probably unique but very popular and his high pitched voice and excited style of delivery when he gets into his stories are well known. He has been voted as one of the best ever stand-up comedians in America which shows his popularity. He is from South Carolina.

Born:7th February, 1966
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Starsign: Aquarius

Author Keywords: Movies, Starred, Comedian, American

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