"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years." Paul Merton quote
Ian Hislop is going to be the new Doctor Who. Paul Merton quote
Of course I love doing Have I got News for You - let's be honest, it's money for old rope really! Paul Merton quote
Comedian, most famous for his wit on "Have I Got News For You"