Lily Tomlin Quotes

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Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
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No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
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Actress and comedian from the USA

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