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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
View quotes by Sharon Stone

Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful - you might as well live.
View quotes by Dorothy Parker

'Make America what we want it to be — a literate country and a hopefuller country.' —Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001

'Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.'
Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

'I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.'
Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000

'The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.'
Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000

'They misunderestimated me.'
Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

'They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.'
St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

'The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.'
-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000

BUSH: 'First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ...'
MATTHEWS: 'What's that in English?' BUSH: 'Fifteenth of September.' (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16) -Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000

'It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.'
-Reuters, May 5, 2000

'Will the highways on the Internet become more few?'
-Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000

'This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.'

-Speaking during 'PERSEVERENCE Month' at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000

'What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.'
-The San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000

'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?' -Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

'Gov. Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.' -ibid

'I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.'
-U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000
View quotes by George W Bush

Stars scribble on our eyes the frosty sagas, The gleaming cantos of unvanquished space. (Cape Hatteras)
View quotes by Hart Crane

Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
View quotes by Chris Rock

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfilment. (Tread Softly)
View quotes by Malcolm Muggeridge

When Manchester United are at their best I am close to orgasm.
View quotes by Gianluca Vialli

75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction.
View quotes by Glen Hoddle

The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer supplies the world with its images, its dreams, its fantasies. No more. It's over. It supplies the world with its nightmares now: the Kennedy assassination, Watergate, Vietnam...

View quotes by J G Ballard

Science has nothing to be ashamed of even in the ruins of Nagasaki. The shame is theirs who appeal to other values than the human imaginative values which science has evolved.

View quotes by Jacob Bronowski

What a strange thing is the propagation of life! A bubble of seed which may be spilt in a whore's lap, or in the orgasm of a voluptuous dream, might (for aught we know) have formed a Caesar or a Bonaparte - there is nothing remarkable recorded of their sires, that I know of.
View quotes by Lord Byron

No steam or gas ever drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.

View quotes by Joan Rivers

An orgasm joins you to the past. Its timelessness becomes the brotherhood; the brethren are lovers; they extend the 'family.' I share that sexuality. It was then, is now and will be in the future.
View quotes by Derek Jarman

When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?
View quotes by Priscilla Presley

You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.
View quotes by Charisma Carpenter

The people who recognize me fall into two categories. If they remember when $5 would pretty much fill a gas tank, they’re fans of 'NYPD Blue.'

If, however, they consider $5 fair payment for a gallon of gas and a latte, they know me from 'Saved By the Bell.'

View quotes by Mark-Paul Gosselaar

After Leaving Las Vegas I did assume that things would get a lot easier than they've been. But it's just been a mirror of the way my career's been from the beginning, so for it to have changed would have been strange. My career has never been perfect.
View quotes by Elizabeth Shue

I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.
View quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

After you've scored a goal it's just orgasmic... if you asked me just after a game, I'd say it's better than sex, but if you asked me just after sex I'd say: 'Forget it, mate'.
View quotes by Trevor Sinclair

Football is a permanent orgasm.
View quotes by Claude Le Roy

I don't know how I do it, I really don't [on beating Agassi to win Wimbledon 1999]
View quotes by Pete Sampras

Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars - mere globs of gas atoms. I, too, can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more?
View quotes by Richard Feynman

The greatest thing on four hooves since Pegasus [on Red Rum]
View quotes by Jean Rook

Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons. It's not easy for President Bush, he can't just name a replacement. He would first have to be confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies.
View quotes by Jay Leno

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.
View quotes by Bryan Miller

The world is full of women blindsided by the unceasing demands of motherhood, still flabbergasted by how a job can be terrific and torturous.
View quotes by Anna Quindlen

Carlos Ferrero, Carlos Moya, Gaston Gaudio: these are the best players on clay.
View quotes by Rafael Nadal

Gasquet is an unbelievable player and has beaten Federer. He became very tired because he hits the ball so hard.
View quotes by Rafael Nadal

He's got the tools, it's a matter of consistency [on Richard Gasquet]
View quotes by Roger Federer

Why do I want to sit on a beach? I am not out of gas.
View quotes by Jack Welch



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