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Fred Allen

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done (Attributed)
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
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Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
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The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion.
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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