Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done (Attributed)
Fred Allen quote You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Fred Allen quote We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
Fred Allen quote Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
Fred Allen quote The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Fred Allen quote The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen quote I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.
Fred Allen quote Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Fred Allen quote Biography
American humorist
