Wilson Mizner Quotes

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll meet them on your way down.
Wilson Mizner quote

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Wilson Mizner quote

God help those who do not help themselves.
God | Wilson Mizner quote

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Education | Wilson Mizner quote

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Life | Wilson Mizner quote

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Wilson Mizner quote

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Wilson Mizner quote

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner quote

Biography

American playwright