Quotes:
You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk'. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober'.
View quotes by Winston Churchill
I don't drink or smoke and I don't like smoky places. I once drank half a pint and I was drunk. When I'm drunk I tell stupid jokes about sex and it's really not me this other character comes out and I don't like him. I tried it for a while to get in with the lads but couldn't hack it.
View quotes by Benjamin Zephaniah
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk.
View quotes by Samuel Butler
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
View quotes by Tom Waits
I know, some people are against drunk driving.
View quotes by Dave Attell
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
View quotes by Dean Martin
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
View quotes by Ozzy Osbourne
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
View quotes by Hannah More
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
View quotes by Lord Byron
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
View quotes by Alben W Barkley
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
View quotes by Raymond Chandler
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
View quotes by Raymond Chandler
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it
View quotes by Hannah More
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
View quotes by W B Yeats
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.
View quotes by Ian Botham
Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.
View quotes by Homer Simpson
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
View quotes by Ernest Hemingway
He's a fantastic player when he isn't drunk [on Paul Gascoigne]
View quotes by Brian Laudrup
Statistics are used like a drunk uses a lamp post - for support, not illumination.
View quotes by Vince Scully
I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
View quotes by Jim Morrison
Proverbs:
It Is What Is In The Mind When Sober, That Comes Out Of The Mouth When Drunk
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