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Behind every successful woman... is a basket of dirty laundry. [Hohoho, what a funny quip!]
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I'm lucky I don't do the kind of work where the main thing is that you're the girl and you look gorgeous. I don't look like that. I'm a funny-looking.
View quotes by Emily Watson

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. [on revelations she wrote her own Barclaycard ads]
View quotes by Jennifer Aniston

Jess has always made funny comments where you're like, 'Where in the hell did that come from?' But I think it's charming [on sister Jessica]
View quotes by Ashlee Simpson

The difficult thing when you are trying to be a comedian is to predict whether what you think is funny will make other people laugh.
View quotes by Mike Harding

I actually find the intimacy part really hard; being so close to someone that you hardly know - Camilla just finds it funny!
View quotes by Gethin Jones

And there I took too much. I felt like I was going to burp, and then threw up. It was pretty funny [on throwing up during 2005 US Open]
View quotes by Andrew Murray

'Funny thing these walls. First you hate em'... then you get used to em'... after a while you start to depend on them. That's what it means to be instatutionalized'
View quotes by Shawshank Redemption

I've been informed the Sherman-ator is a bit of a nerd who wears funny glasses and has bad BO. I think they're talking about me!
View quotes by David Lloyd

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realise that your wife left you in May.

View quotes by Dennis Norden

Grass is a funny surface, you can suddenly lose a few games so quickly that you have to remain calm when it happens.
View quotes by Justine Henin-Hardenne

If I go to the movies with Lesley, we will go to the 4pm show. Only three or four other sad people are there. Even then, that can lead to you laughing at something the other guy may not find funny and there's a problem
View quotes by Gordon Strachan

Big Trev will be missed when he goes back to Peterborough. He's a funny character to have around and a big strong lad - reminds me of an elephant seal
View quotes by Richard Money

I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
View quotes by Emma Caulfield

The day I made that statement that I invented the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. [Ho ho ho, very funny Al Gore!]
View quotes by Al Gore

I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.
View quotes by Brendan Francis Behan

You said it; I didn't. I can't think of anything funny to say that would not get me in trouble. I am going to leave that one alone [when asked about the long shorts worn by Rafael Nadal]
View quotes by Andy Roddick

There was a headline in an English paper that said 'Wow! Germans can be funny!' They were so proud in Germany. [on a review of Good Bye, Lenin!]
View quotes by Daniel Bruhl

Sometimes I think my fans are going to have a heart attack or like they're thinking 'I'm either drunk or dreaming'. Some people even start shouting when they see me - it's funny.
View quotes by Ronaldinho

David is very tidy - even our fridge is colour-coded. He vaccuums in straight lines - in a pinny. If anyone walks around after he's done it, he gets funny
View quotes by Victoria Beckham

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