Quotes:
Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's
easy - you look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you
know it's a McDonald's.
View quotes by Billy Connelly
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self-conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them.
View quotes by Henry James
Americans have always been eager for travel, that being how they got to the New World in the first place. [Except when they got there they weren't Americans]
View quotes by Otto Friedrich
There's a deep-seated paranoia that Americans have about not being Americans or something.
View quotes by Billy Joel
Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
View quotes by George Patton
I don't want to sound homophobic, but I want a Scottish manager.
View quotes by Pat Nevin
More football later, but first let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final.
View quotes by Des Lynam
I don't know if Alex McLeish knows whether I'm Scottish or not. Maybe I'll have to put 'Mac' in front of my surname.
View quotes by Chris Iwelumo
I don't take sports seriously although I like that Scottish thing where they throw the poles. I'm down with that.
View quotes by Peter Buck
My nine-year-old son feels more Scottish than anything else at the moment so we have to go back to Sweden.
View quotes by Henrik Larsson
And there'll be more football in a moment, but first we've got the highlights of the Scottish League Cup Final.
View quotes by Gary Newbon
The Scottish Parliament which adjourned on 25 March in the year 1707 is hereby reconvened.
View quotes by Winifred Ewing
I've been told I have an Irish temper, I know I have Scottish thrift, and, like the English, I love a good show.
View quotes by Jeanette MacDonald
The idea that we are lighting cigars with £20 notes while the rest of Scottish rugby flounders is absolutely untrue.
View quotes by Matt Williams
I am not of French extraction. Nor are my origins German. My father's forbears came from Northern Ireland, and my mother's family was Scottish.
View quotes by Paul Getty
He would like to be remembered as a family man and we were all so proud of him. We are all devastated by what has happened [his wife Eileen after his sad and sudden death at a Scottish Premier League game]
View quotes by Phil O'Donnell
We have vitally important Scottish Parliament, Welsh Assembly and English Local Authority elections next year and we must resolve this matter well in advance of these. [to Blair when resigning]
View quotes by David Wright
This is the first time that the Scottish National Party have won a seat from Labour in a UK General Election for 31 years [2005 election]
View quotes by Alex Salmond
Only Americans can hurt America.
View quotes by Dwight Eisenhower
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
View quotes by Ambrose Bierce