I'm six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.
Darryl DawkinsHe has not lived badly whose birth and death has been unnoticed by the world.
HoraceOur birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul RichterFor my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven WrightMasterpieces are not single and solitary births; they are the outcome of many years of thinking in common, of thinking by the body of the people, so that the experience of the mass is behind the single voice.
Virginia WoolfA name, it has more than nominal worth,
And belongs to good or bad luck at birth
Thomas HoodCalled to the throne by the voice of the people, my maxim has always been: A career open to talent without distinction of birth. It is this system of equality for which the European oligarchy detests me
Napoleon BonaparteMy name is Brian Green by birth. Austin was made up by my parents when I was nine, because there was another Brian Green in the Screen Actors Guild.
Brian Austin GreenI will be joining the campaign with a song in my heart, with a spring in my step [on the birth of his first child]
Charles KennedyYesterday at The Oval had to be the most thrilling moment of my life... perhaps after the birth of my children. [on England Ashes win 2005]
Gladstone SmallEven though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death.
Jackie KennedyToday we frankly recognize that democracy can be no more than aspiration, and have rule not so much by the people as by the cleverest people; not an aristocracy of birth, not a plutocracy of wealth, but a true meritocracy of talent.
Michael YoungI was so happy. I felt, I can do it. I did this by myself [on birth of fourth child]
Tana RamsayIt's seven years today, my anniversary, and it was my birthday yesterday - it's been a great weekend for me. I better be careful with the missus otherwise I will probably put her in the club! [Too much info, Warnock!]
Neil WarnockAren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Bart SimpsonMaybe it's my birthday, I honestly don't know. I'm 58? There's not much I need - I have plenty of socks
Arsene WengerDeath borders upon our birth; and our cradle stands in our grave
Joseph HallHe will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted [on fighting Khan on 8th Dec, his birthday]
Graham EarlThe appearance of a single great genius is more than equivalent to the birth of a hundred mediocrities
Cesare LombrosoThe return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel JohnsonTo hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become desperate if there is no birth in our lifetime.
Erich FrommThis existence of ours is as transient as Autumn clouds. To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at the movements of a dance. A lifetime is a flash of lightning in the sky. Rushing by, like a torrent down a steep mountain.
BuddhaIt is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Ellen GlasgowI was thinking back to all the time in the gym, working hard, and that spurred me on [winning New York marathon just ten months after giving birth]
Paula RadcliffeCrabs do not give birth to a bird.
AnonymousNever lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma BombeckThe most effective form of birth control known to man is a Bronx accent [that's a little bit harsh on people from the Bronx isn't it Lewis?]
Lewis GrizzardIt [giving birth] was easier than having a tattoo.
Nicole AppletonI cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv TylerPoverty is a lot like childbirth - you know it is going to hurt before it happens, but you'll never know how much until you experience it.
J K RowlingI sometimes get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message - they hope it's my last.
Al NormanThe lioness giveth birth to cubs which remain three days without life. Then cometh the lion, breatheth upon them, and bringeth them to life.
William Of NormandyCustom forms us all; our thoughts, our morals, our most fixed belief, are consequences of our place of birth
Aaron HillHappy birthday to you. (Title of song 1935)
Pattie S HillJoan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John ParrottThe 880-yard heel and toe walk is the closest a man can come to experiencing the panges of childbirth.
Avery BrundagePeople ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George BurnsA noble birth and fortune, though they make not a bad man good, yet they are a real advantage to a worthy one and place his virtues in a fairer light
George LilloVulgarized knowledge characteristically gives birth to a feeling that everything is understandable and explained. It is like a system of bridges built over chasms. One can travel boldly ahead over these bridges, ignoring the chasms. It is forbidden to look down into them; but that, alas, does not alter the fact that they exist.
Czeslaw MiloszA theory can be proved by experiment; but no path leads from experiment to the birth of a theory
Albert EinsteinMy best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan RiversOf course Michael Vaughan should attend the birth of his first child.
It's something, after all, that he'll only experience 2,3 maybe 4 times in his life.
Stephen BrierlyThere is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
George SantayanaEven at our birth, death does but stand aside a little.
Robert BoltIt was like having
an 8 month hangover! [when about to give birth]
Debra StephensonTruth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth.
John MiltonMan's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality. (Man for Himself)
Erich FrommIt's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It's like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs
Hank AzariaOur birth is nothing but our death begun.
Edward YoungWith my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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