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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

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Quote Tags: Birthday, Suit, Paternity, Eighty-seventh, Ask, Getting, Appreciate

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American comedian

Born:20th January, 1896
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Starsign: Capricorn

Author Keywords: Comedian, American

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