I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern
Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern
Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern
Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern
Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo PhilipsThe
Conservative Party have got to ask themselves, 'How do we persuade people who at the moment are voting Labour and Liberal Democrat to vote
Conservative?'
View quotes by Kenneth ClarkeI'm actually quite
conservative.
View quotes by Peta WilsonWhen you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
View quotes by Martin Luther King JrA liberal is a
conservative who has been arrested.
View quotes by Tom WolfeA
conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
View quotes by Elbert HubbardSome fellows get credit for being
conservative when they are only stupid.
View quotes by Kin HubbardThe most radical revolutionary will become a
conservative the day after the revolution.
View quotes by Hannah ArendtBy 'radical,' I understand one who goes too far; by '
conservative,' one who does not go far enough; by 'reactionary,' one who won't go at all.
View quotes by Woodrow WilsonI was quite
conservative, never pushed to the limit except at the end when Rubens was catching me.
View quotes by Giancarlo FisichellaThe fundamental question is is the
Conservative Party leadable?
View quotes by Michael HeseltineWe must be both more
conservative and more liberal than most students of Christian worship.
View quotes by John FrameWhen a nation's young men are
conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
View quotes by Henry Ward Beecher The most
conservative man in this world is the British Trade Unionist when you want to change him.
View quotes by Ernest BevinI know social rules in Iran are very
conservative and I am very respectful for that and every type of culture.
View quotes by Sarah ShahiA
conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
View quotes by Franklin D RooseveltThe values to which the
conservative appeals are inevitably caricatured by the individuals designated to put them into practice.
View quotes by Harold RosenbergHoward Flight is a very senior, indeed respected, figure who was at the heart of
Conservative economic policy-making.
View quotes by Vince CableIf you want a modern, compassionate
Conservative go for the real thing: that's me. I am it. It's what I think and believe. When I'm under pressure and the the Daily Mail's having a go at me, I'll stick to my guns because that's what I believe in.
View quotes by David CameronThe Church should go forward along the path of progress and be no longer satisfied only to represent the
Conservative Party at prayer.
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