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What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots
View quotes by Dennis Quaid

Have a nice trip, Dick! [on Nixon's resignation]
View quotes by Betty Ford

Yoda, the Dick Clark of the Universe - ageless.
View quotes by Samuel L Jackson

I'm sick of every Tom, Dick and Harry getting linked with my job. Well, ding, dang, doo. It's my job, I own it and it's up to anyone else to take it off me
View quotes by Ian Holloway

Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?
View quotes by Linda Fiorentino

I'd go out to a club, and girls would scream out 'let me see your dick!' It was tough at times, but not that bad, right? [on Boogie Nights]
View quotes by Mark Wahlberg

The highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry such reassuring names as Millie's, Pop's and Capt'n Dick's.
View quotes by Bryan Miller

Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons. It's not easy for President Bush, he can't just name a replacement. He would first have to be confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies.
View quotes by Jay Leno

No, no, for my virginity,
When I lose that, says Rose, I'll die;
Behind the elms last night, cry'd Dick,
Rose, were you not extremely sick?
View quotes by Matthew Prior

Dick Cheney told reporters that he has a new outlook on life. He says the best part of waking up is... waking up!
View quotes by Jay Leno

I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.
View quotes by Barbra Streisand

This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo.
View quotes by Quentin Tarantino

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'
View quotes by Craig Kilborn

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes!
View quotes by Jay Leno

George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.
View quotes by Jay Leno

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
View quotes by Chris Rock

Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. [Dick Cheney]
View quotes by Jay Leno

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