You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', '
Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
View quotes by Chris RockThis CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my
dick in a Nintendo.
View quotes by Quentin TarantinoYoda, the
Dick Clark of the Universe - ageless.
View quotes by Samuel L JacksonI find George Bush and
Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.
View quotes by Barbra StreisandNo, no, for my virginity,
When I lose that, says Rose, I'll die;
Behind the elms last night, cry'd
Dick,
Rose, were you not extremely sick?
View quotes by Matthew PriorSometimes the only thing we women want is a
dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?
View quotes by Linda FiorentinoWhat, like I want to look like
Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots
View quotes by Dennis QuaidI'd go out to a club, and girls would scream out 'let me see your
dick!' It was tough at times, but not that bad, right? [on Boogie Nights]
View quotes by Mark WahlbergGeorge Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest.
Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.
View quotes by Jay LenoAfterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. [
Dick Cheney]
View quotes by Jay LenoDick Cheney told reporters that he has a new outlook on life. He says the best part of waking up is... waking up!
View quotes by Jay LenoPlans are being discussed as to who will replace
Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons. It's not easy for President Bush, he can't just name a replacement. He would first have to be confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies.
View quotes by Jay LenoPresident Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President
Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes!
View quotes by Jay LenoJohn Kerry was officially endorsed by
Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'
View quotes by Craig KilbornThe highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry such reassuring names as Millie's, Pop's and Capt'n
Dick's.
View quotes by Bryan MillerHave a nice trip,
Dick! [on Nixon's resignation]
View quotes by Betty FordI'm sick of every Tom,
Dick and Harry getting linked with my job. Well, ding, dang, doo. It's my job, I own it and it's up to anyone else to take it off me
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