This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-
fat or
fat-free. Americans are obsessed with
fat content.
View quotes by Dave BarryWe have so many people who can't see a
fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the
fat man got that way by taking advantage of the thin one!
View quotes by Ronald ReaganAll the
fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a
fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer'.
View quotes by Mickey Lolich"I wanted to be a comedian because I was heavy and I knew a lot of
fat comics."
View quotes by Bryan McFadden'who's your
fat friend'?
said of the Prince of Wales
View quotes by Beau BrummelPolitics, where
fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.
View quotes by Jimmy BreslinGuns will make us powerful; butter will only make us
fatView quotes by Hermann GoeringThe opera ain't over 'til the
fat lady sings (Washington Post 3 June 1978)
View quotes by Dan CookLife, if you're
fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up
View quotes by Miriam Margolyes'Escargot' is French for '
fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
View quotes by Dave BarryA friend doesn't go on a diet because you are
fat.
View quotes by Erma BombeckIt's simple, if it jiggles, it's
fat.
View quotes by Arnold SchwarzeneggerIs Elizabeth Taylor
fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
View quotes by Joan RiversI have always wanted a mistress who was
fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.
View quotes by Paul GauguinI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep
fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon RamsayA recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a
fat cop if you run.
View quotes by Dennis Miller[Who is your favourite Big Brother contestant of all time?]: The Jade of course. I like her, she is
fat so you get more housemate for your viewing pleasure.
View quotes by Avid MerrionWhat a
fat, cellulite slag. [On contestant Vanessa]
View quotes by Michelle BassA conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too
fat to run.
View quotes by Elbert HubbardA lean compromise is better than a
fat lawsuit.
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