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On friend Guy Ritchie: 'I think he's tits'.
View quotes by Brad Pitt

I think it's great if a guy has a good sized package.
View quotes by Janet Jackson

On The Insider: 'I was at 220 pounds and bald as a badger for four months, which made socialising next to impossible, folks. I was a lonely guy; not a good look at all.'
View quotes by Russell Crowe

I want to be a guy, but I want to wear a lot of makeup.
View quotes by Gwen Stefani

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'
View quotes by George Clooney

I like it when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
View quotes by Tara Reid

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
View quotes by Chris Rock

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
View quotes by Chris Rock

My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.
View quotes by Lenny Kravitz

An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening.
View quotes by Boy George

I'm really demanding. No girl really wants just a guy. You want a prince, you want Jesus. So when he comes around and his name is Steve, what are you supposed to do?
View quotes by Macy Gray

On Bill Clinton: "Bill's got this big aura, he's a big guy, he's got big hands."
View quotes by Natalie Appleton

I have arm-wrestled here and there... guys seem to want to test my strength.
View quotes by Shania Twain

"I was a bookworm, and very skinny with big, thick glasses. I never went on dates and guys were afraid of me because I was smart. So I got contact lenses, started to dress a little better and tried not to talk about Plato with boys. It worked!"
View quotes by Julianne Moore

Last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer... (Friends)
View quotes by Matt Le Blanc

"You guys are history."
View quotes by Devin Malcolm

These guys are no mugs. - being asked before the match about Liverpool's Scandanavian opponents. Liverpool won 10 - 0!
View quotes by Kenny Dalglish

I have a lot of guys falling all over me. I don't just need J. Don't get me wrong I love him but I don't think we will ever be more than friends' - Britney after the split with Justin Trousersnake
View quotes by Britney Spears

On Sylvester Stallone: 'You have this preconceived notion of him as a big, tough guy, but he speaks four languages and he likes to watercolor.'
View quotes by Rachael Leigh Cook

Robbie does nothing for me, either his music or him as a guy!
View quotes by Natalie Imbruglia

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings.
View quotes by Ed Gardner

I called off his players' name as they came marching up the steps behind him... All nice guys. They'll finish last. Nice guys. Finish last.
View quotes by Leo Durocher

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
View quotes by Don Marquis

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.
View quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

There is no democracy in physics. We can't say that some second-rate guy has as much right to opinion as Fermi
View quotes by Luis Walter Alvarez

I never faced Pete (Sampras) in a match. I think from watching, his is the best serve ever. And he is the only guy that I would probably not take the bet that he would so often offer in practice -- he's down love-40, says '10 bucks, I still hold serve.' I probably wouldn't even take that against him. So many times he would come back and win. He would just put it on the dime. I also wouldn't take the bets when we were just practicing our serves, he put just a tennis ball can on the other side, and says, 'A hundred bucks for who hits more.' That's not a safe bet with him.
View quotes by James Blake

Hey - you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza. (Said to firefighters in the process of rescuing Roddick and other hotel guests from a fire in Rome.)
View quotes by Andy Roddick

Show me a guy whos afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
View quotes by Lou Brock

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
View quotes by Joe Theismann

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
View quotes by Dave Barry



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