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View quotes by Beverley CallardHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanOn George Lucas from Starwars: Underneath that cool exterior of his, George is rocking.
View quotes by Geri HalliwellIt was a very simple team talk. All I used to say was: 'Whenever possible, give the ball to George' [on George Best]
View quotes by Matt BusbyAfter his first training session in heaven, George Best, from his favourite right wing, turned the head of God who was filling in at left-back. I would love him to save me a place in his team - George Best that is, not God
View quotes by Eric CantonaGordon Brown and George Bush don't know each other anywhere nearly as well as Tony Blair and George Bush. That relationship will develop
View quotes by Jack StrawIt is clear that King George III wanted to try and do things differently and to take more of an active interest in the policies, the madness of King George.
View quotes by Albert HartI'm voting for Gore because the other is unthinkable. Which most of us will probably do. I hope all of us. I've always liked Ralph Nader and would like to see a real third party, but the thought of George Bush as president is unthinkable.
View quotes by Richard GereWhoever would lie usefully should lie seldom. (Memoirs of the reign of George II)
View quotes by Lord HerveyOf Lloyd George: he couldn't see a belt without hitting below it.
View quotes by Margot AsquithI've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.
View quotes by George ForemanA citizen, first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.
( Funeral oration on the death of George Washington.)
View quotes by Henry LeeHaving George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
View quotes by Robin WilliamsSooner or later every one of us breathes an atom that has been breathed before by anyone you can think of who has lived before us-Michelangelo or George Washington or Moses.
View quotes by Jacob BronowskiI find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.
View quotes by Barbra StreisandAnd remember, this was a president [referring to George W. Bush] who was selected by the Supreme Court rather than the people.
View quotes by Barbra StreisandDefender and promoter of freedom and democracy [on George W Bush]
View quotes by Silvio BerlusconiBoy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
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