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I’m really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That’s happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom’s jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It’s like a curse
View quotes by Jessica Simpson

I may have a feather duster down my pants.
View quotes by Johnny Depp

There is definitely more rotation in my pants now that I'm famous. The minute they look slightly used, I bin them.
View quotes by Ben Adams

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
View quotes by Baltasar Gracian

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only YOU can feel the warmth...
View quotes by Ashton Kutcher

I won't have Tottenham pulling my pants down over the fee [on price of Wayne Routledge]
View quotes by Chris Coleman

I don't like the competition part of soccer. It's a war in short pants. I prefer art.
View quotes by Shakira

After about two weeks, you realize everybody's human, and everybody puts their pants on the same way. [on acting]
View quotes by David Chokachi

If we treat the last 12 games any differently than we have the first 34, we will end up with our pants pulled down and our backsides slapped.
View quotes by Tony Pulis

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.
View quotes by Jay Leno

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
View quotes by Bennett Cerf

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
View quotes by Oleg Kiselev

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
View quotes by Conan O'Brien

What is pretty plain to see is that Ireland do not deserve to be in the knockout stages. The truth is that they were dreadful in every game, they got their pants pulled down and they were spanked.
View quotes by Zinzan Brooke

How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
View quotes by Jo Brand

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
View quotes by Casey Stengel

In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie, socks, pants and tails. Your other clothes are soaking wet.
View quotes by George Antheil

I don't remember names, I remember faces. You should be introduced by the face. Whatever it is you remember about that person. 'Big Nose, Short Pants, come here a second. This is my friend, Hawaiian Shirt, Bad Haircut.'
View quotes by Paul Reiser

They call me Ricky Fatton. Mind you I've had a lot on my plate recently. I got measured for this suit the other week. They measured my pants, jacket, top to bottom. Bloody hell Ricky you're a Mark F they said, a size up from a marquee.
View quotes by Ricky Hatton

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
View quotes by Theodor Geisel



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