God gave us a
penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once.
View quotes by Robin WilliamsI love my
penis. It is fab, it is my favourite thing. If you know you’ve got a big one, you can be quietly confident.
View quotes by Alan CummingI have nothing to be ashamed of [on exposing his
penis]
View quotes by Colin FarrellThere's nothing new you can say about Linford Christie - except, he's slow and has god a small
penis.
View quotes by Nick HancockHow do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a
penis in there, it's not time.
View quotes by Jo BrandSometimes it's OK to say that you're bored at a party. You just don't care that there is a vodka fountain, an enormous
penis carved out of ice and girls sliding down it.
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