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I have nothing to be ashamed of [on exposing his penis]
View quotes by Colin Farrell

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once.
View quotes by Robin Williams

There's nothing new you can say about Linford Christie - except, he's slow and has god a small penis.
View quotes by Nick Hancock

I love my penis. It is fab, it is my favourite thing. If you know you’ve got a big one, you can be quietly confident.
View quotes by Alan Cumming

Sometimes it's OK to say that you're bored at a party. You just don't care that there is a vodka fountain, an enormous penis carved out of ice and girls sliding down it.
View quotes by Stephen Fry

How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
View quotes by Jo Brand



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