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A functioning police state needs no police.
View quotes by William S Burroughs

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
View quotes by Eddie Izzard

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
View quotes by Tommy Cooper

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
View quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson

Civil servants and priests, soldiers and ballet-dancers, schoolmasters and police constables, Greek museums and Gothic steeples, civil list and services list - the common seed within which all these fabulous beings slumber in embryo is taxation.
View quotes by Karl Marx

'There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.'
View quotes by Jack Nicholson

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.
View quotes by Dennis Miller

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
View quotes by Dennis Miller

We tried to stay true to the Thunderbirds. We don't use any computers in this movie, it's all painfully real. [on Team America: World Police]
View quotes by Trey Parker

The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.
View quotes by Richard J Daley

I'm constantly having dreams where I'm incarcerated again or being chased by the police. That's the most horrible dream.
View quotes by Mark Wahlberg

I want to go back to a time when I was very young, when you expected the police to be part of the community and the community to be part of policing.
View quotes by David Blunkett

I don't think there's any reason on Earth why people should have access to automatic and semiautomatic weapons unless they're in the military or in the police.
View quotes by John Howard

The mugger who is arrested is back on the street before the police officer, but the person mugged may not be back on the street for a long time, if ever.
View quotes by Mario Cuomo

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
View quotes by Keith Richards

Who will protect the public when the police violate the law?
View quotes by Ramsey Clark

I asked the police if they would like to try some swan terrine but I think they were rather horrified.
View quotes by Peter Maxwell Davies

Police are not all bad guys. Nobody is all bad guys
View quotes by Karl Menninger

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police
View quotes by Jeff Marder

Every place in the country you should get a license that shows you know how to safely store it, keep it away from your children or grandchildren. You should have to license it so the police can trace it if it's used in a crime. [On keeping guns]
View quotes by Michael D Barnes



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