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I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?' He said 'Christian.' I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?' He said 'Protestant.' I said 'Me too! What franchise?' He said 'Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?' He said 'Northern Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.' I said 'Die heretic!' And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo Philips

On her relationship with Kym Marsh: 'Contrary to what everyone thinks, there had never been this almighty fight, half of me wishes there had been because then we could have made up. Instead we were both just reading the stories in the press, which weren't true, and filling in the gaps ourselves. You're bound to get it wrong - and we did. Kym said, 'Well I heard you said this' and I said, 'Well I heard you said this' and then we both burst out laughing because all of it was so made up'.
View quotes by Myleene Klass

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
View quotes by Casey Stengel

I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.
View quotes by Elliott Abrams

I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom who?' and when he said 'Tom Jones' I told him to eff off! I thought it was a wind-up
View quotes by Ricky Hatton

A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.'
View quotes by Red Skelton

I said to the lads in the dressing room at half time, I said, there was nothing to say.
View quotes by Bobby Robson

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
View quotes by Jay Leno

"A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned."
View quotes by Jason Biggs

I never said all actors are cattle, what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle
View quotes by Alfred Hitchcock

'And where I go you know, and the way you know.' Thomas said to Him, 'Lord, we do not know where You are going, and how can we know the way?' Jesus said to him, 'I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.' - John 14:4-6
View quotes by Jesus Christ

Nothing is said that has not been said before.
View quotes by Terence

After all is said and done, more is said than done.
View quotes by Aesop

My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
View quotes by Emo Philips

As a man is said to have a right to his property, he may be equally said to have a property in his rights
View quotes by James Madison

No, Sara said it on this morning's show. Sara said it live on the radio but it's not true. I've got 12 piercings. I had my stomach done but I've taken it out. I like to be different. [When asked if she had a nipple pierced]
View quotes by Mutya Sugababe

I picked up the ball and said: 'Is this the great Graham Thorpe? Stop backing away, try and get in line mate.' He said 'Bring it on, Besty'
View quotes by Tino Best

It's impossible for anybody else to understand why it has taken me so long [to get married]. But I don't think it had been right before and I don't think Sophie would have said yes. Hopefully the fact that she has said yes means I've got the timing right.
View quotes by Prince Edward

John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.
View quotes by Conan O'Brien

What has 'theology' ever said that is of the smallest use to anybody? When has 'theology' ever said anything that is demonstrably true and is not obvious? What makes you think that 'theology' is a subject at all?
View quotes by Richard Dawkins

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