Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
George Carlin quote May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin quote In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.
George Carlin quote status quo sucks.
George Carlin quote I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin quote When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
George Carlin quote Think off-center.
George Carlin quote Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin quote Biography
American comedian
