Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield quote This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield quote I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield quote Biography
American comedian, 1921+