Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

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Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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Biography

American comedian, 1921+



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