My wife is always trying to get rid of me.

Rodney Dangerfield Quote

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

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american comedian, 1921+

Born:22nd November, 1921
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Starsign: Scorpio

Author Keywords: Comedian, American

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