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Rodney Dangerfield Quote

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' - Rodney Dangerfield

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american comedian, 1921+

Born:22nd November, 1921
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Starsign: Scorpio

Author Keywords: Comedian, American

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