Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
Josh Billings quote Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
Josh Billings quote Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
Josh Billings quote Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings quote Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
Josh Billings quote Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.
Josh Billings quote Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
Josh Billings quote A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings quote Biography
Legendary American comedian
