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Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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US comedian (As in Marx Brothers). Lived 1890 - 1977

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