Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Joan Rivers quote Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Joan Rivers quote For as one star another far exceeds, So souls in heaven are placed by their deeds.
Joan Rivers quote He who limps is still walking.
Joan Rivers quote A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.
Joan Rivers quote World peace and a diet pill that really works. [what she'd like to invent]
Joan Rivers quote Biography
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