Joan Rivers Quotes

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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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For as one star another far exceeds, So souls in heaven are placed by their deeds.
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He who limps is still walking.
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A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.
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World peace and a diet pill that really works. [what she'd like to invent]
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